Monday, June 28, 2010

Magneto Was Wrong – Addendum

As an added treat, here is a transcription of Magneto's broadcast.

"Do not be afraid. Evolution is merely taking place. Just as man replaced ape, so now must you give way to your evolutionary masters. As you can see, I am still alive. As you can see, nothing has changed except the urgency of the mutant agenda. We are not murderers, we are not terrorists, and our attacks upon human decadence are far from evil. The Brotherhood of Mutants is simply here to take our place at the top of nature's food chain. I will keep this message brief because I dislike speaking to you. It feels ridiculous, like conversing with a toad or a common earthworm. Thus, my statement shall be clear and straightforward - you have six calendar months to surrender your world to Homo Sapien Superior. During this time, we will prepare your new society, and decide which of your races should be kept as slaves, which should be fuel, and which should be saved for our larder. Magneto has spoken"

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